masterofallquim:

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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mol-bay

yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

(Source: awfullyy, via le-almighty-mucci)

cobalt-fallen-angel:

consulting-cannibal:

based on this chat post

i just—

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I will never get tired of this comic. Not now, Not ever.

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megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

(via trippedoveramolehill)

ewokk:

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

(via enemyofanenemy)

vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

vagbags:

merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

(via le-almighty-mucci)

danimstph:

when people barge into my room without asking…

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(Source: destiel-in-woodstock, via le-almighty-mucci)

bryko:

watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

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